I love Nipyata! To be fair, I always get emotional at weddings, but when I dug my heals in and thrusted my supple hips forward to create a crushing rotation and felt the bat make exploding contact and hearing the squeals of pure joy as dozens of adult partygoers rugby scrumed for delicious nips well... it brought a tear to my eye. Arrived on time. Amazing customer service. It was the highlight of my third and final wedding!

My wife and I didn’t have much of a plan for a post-reception party until cousin Marty whips out a colorful donkey piñata full of nips....aka a Nipyata (genius!). He strings it up outside the gazebo and brings out a small red bat that needed some pine tar. Marty was trying to hit on one of the bridesmaids who wasn’t feeling it...that is until he heroes-up and gets everybody shit-faced. After 4 participants, my wife’s brother Jack, a former baseball player, severs the Nipyata and a load of nip bottles pours out. Of course we all take our pick of the litter and toast to an incredible wedding and even better reception. We toast to Marty who then has the bridesmaid right by his side. He got laid, I got laid, obviously, and many others there passed out with a smile upon their face. Nipyata...don’t forget it!